{"id":312,"date":"2022-05-12T21:04:20","date_gmt":"2022-05-12T21:04:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/?p=312"},"modified":"2022-05-12T21:04:34","modified_gmt":"2022-05-12T21:04:34","slug":"new-toaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/?p=312","title":{"rendered":"New Toaster"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Our toaster lasted about 25 years, but two of the four slots died, so my parents got me a new toaster for my birthday<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>OMG, I just realized I&#8217;ve had that toaster half my life! That&#8217;s a weird thought. Can I throw it away???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/PXL_20220512_210054391-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-311\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/PXL_20220512_210054391-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/PXL_20220512_210054391-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/PXL_20220512_210054391-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/PXL_20220512_210054391-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/PXL_20220512_210054391-1568x2091.jpg 1568w, https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/PXL_20220512_210054391-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our toaster lasted about 25 years, but two of the four slots died, so my parents got me a new toaster for my birthday OMG, I just realized I&#8217;ve had that toaster half my life! That&#8217;s a weird thought. Can I throw it away???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":313,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions\/313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.lainschell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}